Housewives Rules tagline: Watch enough Housewives and you start to notice the patterns. The cities change. The women change. But the rules are universal.
Three cards each with an American-style print design featuring panda illustrations and text about rules of conversation and storytelling, with purple and black colors.
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Housewives Rule #1: The Cast Trip Is Never Just a Trip
Housewives Rule #2: A Conversation Is Never Just a Conversation
Housewives Rule #3: The Confessional Is Never Just Commentary
Housewives Rule #4: The Receipt Is Never Just a Receipt
Housewives Rule #5: "Just Be Honest" Is Never About Honesty
Housewives Rule #6: The Shade Is Never Just Shade
Housewives Rule #7: "I Come in Peace" Is Never a Good Sign
Housewives Rule #8: The Fastest Way to Find Out How Important You Are Is to Stop Showing Up
Housewives Rule #9: A Friend Of Is Never Just a Friend Of
Housewives Rule #10: A Question Is Never Just a Question
Housewives Rule #11: The Reunion Look Is Never Just a Look
Housewives Rule #12: The Newbie Always Has a Problem with an OG
Housewives Rule #13: An Apology Is Never Just an Apology
Housewives Rule #14: A Reaction Is Never Just a Reaction
Housewives Rule #15: The Timing Is Never a Coincidence
Housewives Rule #16: The Party Is Never Just a Party
Housewives Rule #17: No One Survives Housewives Alone
Housewives Rule #18: You're Never Actually Done
Housewives Rule #19: There's Always One
Housewives Rule #20: The women change. The cities change. But the rules stay the same.
Housewives Rule #21: The Loyalty Tax
Housewives Rule #22: The Right Mix
Housewives Rule #23: The New Girl
Housewives Rule #24: The Fine Print
Housewives Rule #25: The Husbands